I have to brag on my little sister here.

Thank you Smokey Smurf!

I absolutely hold my presents dear.

The best presents I could ever hope to smurf!

Okay, enough with that...LOL!

So my little sista!..

What the H-E-"double hockey sticks," was all of the cuddling about yesterday?

You know what I'm talking about too.

...Our oldest brother...uhm, we'll call him "Pork-ass."

Yeah, I like it!

Anyway, what the f*%$#@ was up with him and the unfaithful "B" sitting on the love seat all but making out?

I thought a divorce meant that they weren't having hanky-panky...uhm, at least with each other, that is.

LOL, but I've been wrong before.

If Pork-ass takes the unfaithful "B" back then he's stupider than I had originally thought.

What do ya think?